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1. Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
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20 |
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2. Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. ’Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!’ (Secret)
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20 |
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3. Headache
Score 20 headshots.
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10 |
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4. Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
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5 |
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5. Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
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10 |
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6. Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
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10 |
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7. It’s HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
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15 |
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8. Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
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25 |
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9. Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
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30 |
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10. Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
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30 |
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11. Better than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
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25 |
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12. Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
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10 |
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13. Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
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10 |
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14. Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
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10 |
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15. Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
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10 |
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16. Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the sniper rifle.
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10 |
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17. Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
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15 |
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18. Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
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10 |
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19. Say ’No’ to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
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5 |
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20. Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
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20 |
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21. Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
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20 |
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22. Boom.
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
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20 |
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23. No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
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10 |
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24. Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
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20 |
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25. Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
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20 |
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26. Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
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40 |
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27. Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
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10 |
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28. Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
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20 |
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29. Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
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40 |
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30. ...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
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60 |
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31. Multiplayer Master!
’What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW....’ (Secret)
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30 |
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32. Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. ’Your present ends now.’ (Secret)
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10 |
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33. Head Cheese
Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. ’You’re not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more.’ (Secret)
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10 |
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34. Meat Your Maker
Blast all hanging beef. ’Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day.’ (Secret)
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10 |
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35. Draw
Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. ’Now all we need is the spaghetti...’ (Secret)
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10 |
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36. Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. ’Good for you. Coward.’ (Secret)
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5 |
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37. Dances with Guns
Don’t let any dance bots die in Level 2. ’Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?’ (Secret)
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10 |
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38. Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. ’From Hazard, With Love.’ (Secret)
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20 |
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39. Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. ’Your present ends now. Again.’ (Secret)
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20 |
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40. Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. ’Don’t these things usually hang out in shopping malls?’ (Secret)
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20 |
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41. Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter’s mansion. ’I gotta get me a house like THAT!’ (Secret)
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10 |
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42. Pure Energy
Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. ’Blaster? I hardly know ’er!’ (Secret)
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10 |
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43. Well, I Heard them Scream
Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. ’Plasma rifles. They’re not just for Space Marines anymore.’ (Secret)
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10 |
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44. Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. ’One-two shot right to the tentacles.’ (Secret)
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40 |
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45. Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. ’Forecast for the next level: no more clouds.’ (Secret)
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20 |
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46. Talk!
’What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement.’ (Secret)
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10 |
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47. Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. ’I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!’ (Secret)
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30 |
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48. Observe the Grenade
Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. ’Test the grenades: check!’ (Secret)
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15 |
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49. Beat the Snot out of Wellesley
Defeat Wally Wellesley. ’Like I said...’ (Secret)
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50 |
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50. Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. ’DUDE!!!!!’ (Secret)
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100 |
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